Tuesday, April 12, 2011

FUBU

FUBU, is the term that we use to describe a person who is not your lover (pangkalibugan lang siya) nor your friend (Bawal to kasi indi niyo maeenjoy ang s*x). He is not the person you ask for help when your in trouble (pang release lang siya ng libido), in need of help (financial, emotional, psychological etc), want someone to hang out with or bonding time (if sex is bonding time then count that in). FUBU is a acronym for "Fucking Buddy", it does not necessary mean your friends but the person that satisfy  your sexual urges and someone you are sexually attracted (vice-versa). A FUBU should always make himself available (kahit asang planeta pa siya..hehehe), no matter what time and location you want to release your sexual urges (Dapat mala Flash andun agad). It's an agreement you made to a person who is your sexual match. Bottom line, relationship that is pure sex nothing more nothing less.


"Tigas" is my former FUBU, he went to middle east (for sure nagenjoy siya dun) 2 years ago and just got back to Manila. When he arrived I'm still in a relationship with "Mahal Q" so even thou i knew he is coming i did not pay much attention to it (not interested at all.... hehehe). After two weeks, ngbreak kami ni mahal q ("Ako at ang Mahal ko" - Ang Katapusan) and balik single na ulit ako (single and super ready to mingle). Buti na lang at alang sawa sa pangungulit si Tigas sa akin (Siguro super namiss niya ako..hehehe). Then one time he invited me to go swimming in a beach resort in Batangas and because it was a tempting offer ala me nagawa kundi mg yes (all expense paid...magiinarte pa ba ako?). Dumating kami tanghali na kaya derecho na agadswimming, habang asa dagat siya he ask me to take a picture and I did (Nilibre niya kasi ako kaya ayun pwede niya ako utos utusan..hehe). Pagahon niya sa tubig there he is, inaayos ang buhok then click.... i got the picture. At itong picture na to ang muling ngpanumbalik ng aking pgnanasa kay "Tigas"... were back of being FUBU again.



Tao lang ako, mahina indi ko nakayanan ang tukso. Pero the good thing is, I;m very much single and so want to enjoy life. Habang asa dagat dahil almost kami lang ang tao ala kaming ginawa kundi magkulitan (gustong gusto ko naman... sino ba namang ang ayaw). Then he whisper me something..... Gusto mo bang mag ano tayo ..................................... to be continued :)

6 comments:

  1. ano ang tawag sa more than one na fubu? hehehe

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  2. FUBUS = fucking buddies! but as a rule of thumb dapat one at a time lang lagi :)

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  3. ang hot naman ng fubu mo bro. Yum! hehe

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  4. @ardent1 Hot can be define differently depende sa tao! hehehe basta when you pick a fubu.... sexually attractive ka dapat.... ako for me ganun ako kay tigas :)

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  5. hahaha.. sinu ba namang hindi magiging sexually attractive eh ang hot ni tigas. Unless mataas talaga standards mo. hehe

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  6. hahaha... tigas is hot.. and getting hotter and hotter! :)

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